Things that people need to stop f---ing writing about...

Zombies
Ninjas
Pirates
Vikings
Knights
Samurais
Lumberjacks
Dragons (as cool as they are...)
Wizards
Werewolves
Vampires
Mermaids/men
Fairies
Elves
Flowers that can talk
Anything from European (this includes Greece and Rome) mythology
Anything that already exists in fiction and comedy stuff frequently.

After Slop Lit 2 I’ll probably add hobos to this list.

Things that there should be more stories about…

Bears
Scuba divers
Lepidopterists
People with unibrows
Umm…other things that no one writes about too.