Professional Blog Entry #1

In this blog I will discuss how I enjoy serving my employer. Let the discussion begin.

I enjoy doing things for my employer. I like payday even more. I like donut hour. I take long bathroom breaks. I smoke in the bathroom. I draw graffiti in the bathroom stalls. I argue about Metallica on the walls. I wrote "Metallica Rules!" with a lightning bolt for an exclamation mark. Someone else wrote "Metallica Sucks!" To which I wrote "You Suck!" To which they responded "Fuck You!" To which I responded "Ride the Lightning!" which ended the discussion. Then I went back to my chair and played Text Twist on my computer.