Making fun of babies to their stupid faces.

Why do people feel the need to pretend that babies, especially newborns, are cute? They're the most freakish and disturbing creatures in existence. My roommate keeps watching slasher movies, which I find to be boring and irritating, and I just think that there are scarier things. If I want to be scared I'll watch a video of a human birth. It's supposed to be the most natural thing, but it looks more like dislodging some obscure mythological creature that controls young couples with its screams from a morbidly stretched human crotch. Actually, minus the mythological part, that's exactly what it is. I want no part of it.

Babies are ugly. 2006. That should be my campaign issue.