an idea for a porn movie.

the lonely guy or how i spend my nights and weekends: the true story of every guy in the world or i could be pretentious and combine the two titles. it will star a skinny loser, much like me (but not me), as a guy who sits around the house all day watching more normal porn movies and masturbating. it will be the most post-modern and experimental porn movie ever made.

it'll be pretty low-budget too to add to the loser aspect. there will also be a lot of me...i mean him...just sitting around and waiting an hour or so until he's ready to masturbate again (the time will be more quickly elapsed through editing so he can masturbate several times per movie). it could be made into a trilogy because the idea is just that good.

in the last part of the series (part III), he'll unknowingly put in a video of one of his own porn movies that he didn't know he was starring in because the cameraman and crew of the other ones were invisible. he'll have a mental breakdown with his pants around his ankles and give it one more good tug before he goes on a killing spree at the local video rental store before turning the gun on himself.

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